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Diseases and disorders of Venezuela

An important Scientific group of companies worldwide are examining a number of syndromes that typically appear only in Venezuela.

Some of them are mentioned below, others are still under study such as:

" Drowning," " THE Shiv", "LA CAGUETA " and "THE TELELE " among others ...

Verify what has been raised so far:

1. BREACH : Mysterious rise in body temperature is not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss work or school ... Something like you bad but not as bad and good, but not so well. The loss is often severe in the morning as an excuse not to go to the office or univerdidad, and improved during the day, disappears at night, especially if there is a good rumba ...

2. PATATÚS : Sudden onset of what is of unknown origin, with fainting included in most cases, the person may be subject to a hospital for observation. Generally gives people 50 and older.

3. YEYO : Any sudden disturbance is severe enough to go to the doctor, taking medications and to miss school, work or rioting. Can be used as a synonym for patatús but not hospitalization. It occurs in all ages.

4. Chichon : cranial protuberance usually caused by a blow.

5. Empacho : digestive disorder caused by a "heavy food" after "palamentazón" (choking), such as food and tripe, hallacas, bread, ham, pork, salad and, incidentally, drinking two bottles of soda ... It is recommended for these cases "ENO" (not the Alka Seltzer).

6. DOLL OPEN : Displacement between the hand and forearm, which usually are open various containers, such as whiskey or cans.

7. SERENO : Mysterious substance in the skin that is particularly at night and mostly affects babies if they are not well covered his pate. It also affects the elderly.

8. HEAVY BODY : extreme Laziness.

9. ZARPULLIO : Allergy composed of a strange little nuggets which usually go away after eating a pie with dogfish.

10. Roncha : Allergy above but grouped and itching.

11. Faint : Suffering of elderly and dependent on the social strata, keeping the name of "Faint" if it occurs in wealthy, but do not know why it's called "caligüeva" if there is a humble person.

12. CAUGHT AN AIR : Severe pain in the back.

13. a cold BALLS: It's the only kind of cold that is not contagious and usually occurs to be close to a person who does is fuck, and fuck, and fuck, and fuck!

14. POD GAVE A: No specific location on the body, the fact is that the "pod" took him.

15. GAVE NERVES: Everyone has nerves, but in Venezuela, nerves dan. Refers to when a situation creates confusion, fear, anxiety. You can finish in patatús.

16. A RARE Birdbrain: Contrary to what seems etymologically has nothing to do with the body they are thinking. Is similar to the "pod." Can occur in any part of the body, any age or sex.

17. killed : falls, which are usually in public places, of which those who suffer, despite the noisy, stand in a blur, as if nothing had happened. There is also the option or option given a curiously MEDIOMATADA may be more severe than the first.

18. JODIE : Being poor, with some pain usually in some or all body parts, but also stems from the terrible pain of being broke.

19. ITCHING or Piquín : Te pica everything and nothing at once ... You scratch and you scratch and you are not itching or remove piquin ... Is psychological. Comes the imperative of you scratching another person, if not removed.

20. cramps : Violent spasms at the level of stomach contractions fast, fleeting, usually given in public places or in traffic, causes a terrible fear sentirseque poo and be done! Psychological issue, is removed when one comes home and knows he can go to the bathroom quiet.

21. Tantrum : Describes those hostile symptoms with dressing momentary indulgence of spoiled children ... Generally gives spoiled little girls or little boys ... Are thrown to the floor, screaming cry, etc., In order to be indulged in a vain wish.

22. TRUCUTRÚ : Insanity or craziness to benevolent and gracious giving people close to the family or of friends we see often. Text

received anonymous e-mail.

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